Hey my name is Samantha. I like a guy but refuse to admit it, I play guitar, I'm a little bit too attached to my dogs, I have a strange obsession with lanterns and dragonflies and that's all you need to know....

 

r0sekanaya:

filling out a job application

“are you available for a Skype interview?”

….

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“no.”

(Source: karemloo)

the-fandoms-are-cool:

dancys:

Captain America: The Winter Soldier | clip: ‘here to ask a favour’.

Fury’s face in the last gif tho

"this dumb mothertrucker wants tony stark to mingle with children

nickelbackthatassup:

LISTEN HERE PUNK i rlly like your hair and ur taste in music is pretty cool too do u want to be friends

mylittlerewolution:

Did you know that you can make houses out of plastic bottles? By filling them with sand, and molding them together with mud or cement, the walls created are actually bullet proof, fire proof, and will maintain an comfortable indoor temperature of 64 degrees in the summer time.

And it’s not like there is any shortage on used plastic bottles out there. Here are some statistics from treehugger.com:

“The United States uses 129.6 Million plastic bottles per day which is 47.3 Billion plastic bottles per year. About 80% of those plastic bottles end up in a landfill!”

To build a two bedroom, 1200 square foot home, it takes about 14,000 bottles.

The United States throws away enough plastic bottles to build 9257 of these 2 bedroom houses per day! That’s just over 3.35 million homes, the same number of homeless people in America.

Many people in third world countries have taken up building homes out of plastic bottles, from Africa to Asia. Perhaps the trend will catch on in America and all of those bottles will stop ending up in the landfills. Wouldn’t they be better off housing the homeless? Kinda like all those empty houses scattered all over the country?

wolfbuttz:

themarilives:

wolfbuttz:

My landlord rang as I was in the gym to say there was some minor renovation being done in my house so just to be careful

Minor

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renovation

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I had to climb through that to get to the kitchen. Cheers

omfg

you could bury bodies down there

I could bury my landlord down there

crackerjackwhite:

27 year old alex turner wrote an entire song about his piss-ass drunk self asking for consent at 3 in the morning and eventually getting denied and moving on and the best thing a 36 year old married man with a kid could come up with is a song that tells girls that the lines of consent are blurred and it doesn’t matter what you say or do, “i know you want it” and there’s nothing you can do to convince me otherwise now ain’t that some shit

(Source: wetstripes)

olechandserif:

Barry, can you but in a floating burger with eyes, smiling, gently floating right to left across the screen. 

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Thank you Barry

itsawond3rful-life:

sincerely-harry:

my baby brother was really upset so

he was crying

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until he realized he was taking selfies on my laptop

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Best post on tumblr omg

(Source: legeniall)

thattallsummonerguy:

justsayins:

cosplayforall:

We have a con coming up in Australia, and one of my friends couldn’t get a cosplay done in time. But he put this together.
He made a “cosplay superhero” called Captain Patch-It (sometimes lovingly refered to as “the Fairy Cosmother”), and his costume consists of anything and everything you can think of in case someone has an accident or malfunction with their cosplay. He’s an awesome guy.
I thought everyone would like to see his idea

I WANT TO DO THIS

I wanted to do the same thing and be Dr.Cosplay MD. Mad respect ^_^

thattallsummonerguy:

justsayins:

cosplayforall:

We have a con coming up in Australia, and one of my friends couldn’t get a cosplay done in time. But he put this together.

He made a “cosplay superhero” called Captain Patch-It (sometimes lovingly refered to as “the Fairy Cosmother”), and his costume consists of anything and everything you can think of in case someone has an accident or malfunction with their cosplay. He’s an awesome guy.

I thought everyone would like to see his idea

I WANT TO DO THIS

I wanted to do the same thing and be Dr.Cosplay MD. Mad respect ^_^

sherlocksexperiments:

my friend just sent me this and im in the middle of a class and I cant stop laughing

sherlocksexperiments:

my friend just sent me this and im in the middle of a class and I cant stop laughing

beyoncevevo:

umyehs:

STOP RIGHT THERE!

You’re under arrest for being such a cutie. Oh oops it seems I have forgotten my handcuffs I guess I’ll just have to hold your hand. You have the right to remain silent. Or you can talk. I like it when you talk. Okay now come with me please.

0/10

(Source: nylooms)