Hey my name is Samantha. I like a guy but refuse to admit it, I play guitar, I'm a little bit too attached to my dogs, I have a strange obsession with lanterns and dragonflies and that's all you need to know....
LISTEN HERE PUNK i rlly like your hair and ur taste in music is pretty cool too do u want to be friends
My landlord rang as I was in the gym to say there was some minor renovation being done in my house so just to be careful
I had to climb through that to get to the kitchen. Cheers
you could bury bodies down there
I could bury my landlord down there
27 year old alex turner wrote an entire song about his piss-ass drunk self asking for consent at 3 in the morning and eventually getting denied and moving on and the best thing a 36 year old married man with a kid could come up with is a song that tells girls that the lines of consent are blurred and it doesn’t matter what you say or do, “i know you want it” and there’s nothing you can do to convince me otherwise now ain’t that some shit
Barry, can you but in a floating burger with eyes, smiling, gently floating right to left across the screen.
Thank you Barry
STOP RIGHT THERE!
You’re under arrest for being such a cutie. Oh oops it seems I have forgotten my handcuffs I guess I’ll just have to hold your hand. You have the right to remain silent. Or you can talk. I like it when you talk. Okay now come with me please.